Serious Poem

To make a pickle you must do this,
Take a cucumber and give it a kiss.
No wait, that's wrong, it starts with a jar.
Now put it in and make it a star.
Turn on the stove and put on a pan.
Fill it with water and believe that you can.
Add some garlic and vinegar too.
Boil it up like you would with a stew.
Take that mixture and put it on top,
Of that cucumber to make it pop.
Let it cool then close the cup
And after four days, eat it all up.