Monday, December 19, 2011

Serious Poem

To make a pickle you must do this,
Take a cucumber and give it a kiss.
No wait, that's wrong, it starts with a jar.
Now put it in and make it a star.
Turn on the stove and put on a pan.
Fill it with water and believe that you can.
Add some garlic and vinegar too.
Boil it up like you would with a stew.
Take that mixture and put it on top,
Of that cucumber to make it pop.
Let it cool then close the cup
And after four days, eat it all up.

Silly Poem

The pickle ran away from me
far away and up a tree.
It took awhile till I found
the silly pickle by its sound.
I grabbed that pickle in my hand
and brought it far across the land
until I heard a laughing scream
and found out it was all a dream.